Grotty Green Hands

What you can say about Grotty Green Hands is that he has massive hands.

And Bulbous eyes. He's a curious sort, inspecting, searching, watching. Calculating...

He is also green. Grotty is made entirely of sculpted polymer clay with a wire interior. Coated in acyrlics with a dusting of gold. His shoulder and wrist joints move. He doesn't sit completely flush, that's quite normal. Always edging forward, exploring. 

He'd make a lovely guest at your next dinner party. He doesn't say anything at all.